Fiora’s Cooking (Colony 9 - Dunban’s House)

Reyn: Nice! What ya cooking, Fiora?
Fiora: It’s a secret! Don’t be nosy. If I tell you, it’ll spoil the surprise.
Reyn: Yeah, but… I just wanted to know, so my belly would shut up for a minute.
Fiora: Oh, did you want some too? I don’t know if I made enough.
Reyn: [Wait, so I can’t have any?!] –
Fiora: Why does everyone keep expecting me to cook for them?
Reyn: Hey! You know I can’t cook.
Fiora: Oh, true. You are a bit useless in the kitchen.
Reyn: And your grub’s not bad at all. So let me have some already!
Fiora: Hang on, Reyn. You think I’ll agree to feed you just because of that? Because of some vaguely positive comment about my cooking skills?
Reyn: [OK, I give up.] – If you’re gonna be like that.. I’m off. See ya later!
Fiora: W-wait, Reyn! Where are you going? I was only joking…
Reyn: You were joking?! You know I hate it when people tease me.
Fiora: I have to get back at you somehow! You’re always barging in here before dinner’s ready. You even start eating it straight from the pan!
Reyn: I can’t help it! You need to stop making such tasty grub!
Fiora: Yes, Master Reyn, sir! Whatever you say! Now, go and put this cloth on the table and wait like a good boy. Oh, and go and tell Shulk it’s nearly ready.
Reyn: OK, I get the picture.

Reyn: Nice! What ya cooking, Fiora?
Fiora: It’s a secret! Don’t be nosy. If I tell you, it’ll spoil the surprise.
Reyn: Yeah, but… I just wanted to know, so my belly would shut up for a minute.
Fiora: Oh, did you want some too? I don’t know if I made enough.
Reyn: [Wait, so I can’t have any?!] –
Fiora: Why does everyone keep expecting me to cook for them?
Reyn: Hey! You know I can’t cook.
Fiora: Oh, true. You are a bit useless in the kitchen.
Reyn: And your grub’s not bad at all. So let me have some already!
Fiora: Hang on, Reyn. You think I’ll agree to feed you just because of that? Because of some vaguely positive comment about my cooking skills?
Reyn: [Yes! I mean, no! I mean…] + Fiora, pleeeeeaaaaase! I think… I’m… dying…!
Fiora: I’ve never known anyone to die from missing one meal. A big guy like you? With that gut, you’d last three days with no food!
Reyn: Oi! I’ll have you know this is all muscle!
Fiora: Anyway, you could at least help out a bit. The only reason you come round is to eat. I should charge you!
Reyn: I help! I keep all the bad guys away! That’s gotta be worth at least a meal or two.
Fiora: I don’t know why I bother. Same old Reyn. Well, it’s nearly ready. I guess you’d better call Shulk in. You can set the table too. If you’re not too busy fending off the bad guys, that is.
Reyn: Sounds great! As long as I get to eat, I’ll set every table in the colony!

Reyn: Nice! What ya cooking, Fiora?
Fiora: It’s a secret! Don’t be nosy. If I tell you, it’ll spoil the surprise.
Reyn: Yeah, but… I just wanted to know, so my belly would shut up for a minute.
Fiora: Oh, did you want some too? I don’t know if I made enough.
Reyn: [Of course I want some!] + Your food is the best! If you’re cooking, there’s no way I’d turn it down!
Fiora: You know… The only ones who ever say that are you and Dunban.
Reyn: That Shulk. No manners!
Fiora: Whatever I give him, he says it’s tasty. But I honestly don’t think he can tell either way. It’s like he has no sense of taste at all.
Reyn: Yeah, I do wonder about him sometimes. But that’s just how he is. I wouldn’t think too hard about it. He eats it, so he must like it. You keep on cooking for him.
Fiora: Don’t you worry! I’m going to!
Reyn: [Yeah, you might as well.] –
Fiora: I might as well? What’s that supposed to mean?!
Reyn: OK, look at it this way. Maybe you’re the reason Shulk has funny ideas about food.
Fiora: Me? What did I do?!
Reyn: Well, you know. If you’re eating good food all the time… You’d just think that’s normal, right?
Fiora: So it is my fault…
Reyn: Don’t feel bad, Fiora! It just means you have to keep cooking for him. I bet he thinks everyone else’s cooking tastes horrible.
Fiora: Reyn, would you shut up? How long do you expect me to keep making Shulk’s food for him?!
Reyn: You’ve only got yourself to blame. It wouldn’t have happened if your grub wasn’t so tasty!

Reyn: Nice! What ya cooking, Fiora?
Fiora: It’s a secret! Don’t be nosy. If I tell you, it’ll spoil the surprise.
Reyn: Yeah, but… I just wanted to know, so my belly would shut up for a minute.
Fiora: Oh, did you want some too? I don’t know if I made enough.
Reyn: [Of course I want some!] + Your food is the best! If you’re cooking, there’s no way I’d turn it down!
Fiora: You know… The only ones who ever say that are you and Dunban.
Reyn: That Shulk. No manners!
Fiora: Whatever I give him, he says it’s tasty. But I honestly don’t think he can tell either way. It’s like he has no sense of taste at all.
Reyn: Yeah, I do wonder about him sometimes. But that’s just how he is. I wouldn’t think too hard about it. He eats it, so he must like it. You keep on cooking for him.
Fiora: Don’t you worry! I’m going to!
Reyn: [So… uh… when can we eat?] +
Fiora: Haha! And there’s me thinking you cared about something other than food.
Reyn: Oh… uh… Did you say something? Was it about food? Hey, don’t mind if I do! Om nom nom…
Fiora: Hands off, Reyn! I haven’t finished cooking it yet!
Reyn: But I’m so hungry! You wouldn’t leave a grown man starving now, would ya?
Fiora: I will if you don’t keep your grubby paws away until it’s ready! Right, that’s it! You’ve had enough already, Reyn. You’re not getting any more today!
Reyn: Wh-what? But Fiora…! I told you, I’m starving here!
Fiora: *sigh * I guess I can’t stop you being you. OK, you can have some more. But only a little.
Reyn: Yes! You’re the best, Fiora! Shulk’s a lucky man.
Fiora: That’s enough out of you, mister. Go and tell Shulk dinner’s ready.